Don't Tease Me

Have you ever wanted to have a teaser made about your television show? Me too.

What's that? I have a teaser? Well in that case please watch it and enjoy me.




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I am coming

You have been warned.

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Obamanos!

Rich Morning isn't taking any sides in tomorrow's election... but if you know what is good for you, you'll vote for Obama. John McCain's anti-ostrich agenda has been clear for quite some time now. A vote for McCain is a vote against animals. So, watch my show and vote for the scary muslim socialist.

Love,

Rich





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Fan Testimonials: part 1

Hello fans, well-wishers and former lovers,

Let me introduce a new segment to my already world-famous blog. It's called 'Fan Testimonials' and it's going to blow your mind. Here's is how it works. I show you a fan telling the world how great I am, then you appreciate it. If necessary, I will translate. Got it? Let's get started:



Shamu says: Rich, for the love of god, please get me out of this wet aquarium and into a dry martini! I'll be at your show on the 19th. Besos,
Shamu.

Rich says: Thanks baby. I'll save a gift bag for you. Stay cool. Don't let those wacky dolphins get you down with all their high-pitched communicating.

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Stealing my idea

Now that the Rich Morning show (world premiere November 19th on televisions everywhere) is building some major buzz (check out the new site), everyone is trying to get in on the action. Just check out Marky Mark trying to get information from some of my key demographic:





The joke's on you, Mark! Those animals are under strict instructions from my team of lawyers not to disclose any information about my show or anything else for that matter. Ha! Good luck trying to get that chicken to reveal the secrets of my program. Oh, and Mark, say hello to your mother for me!

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Reminder

Aunt Doris wishes everyone a safe fire prevention week


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Time is running out!

Only a little more than one month remaining before the debut of The Rich Morning Show!

As you can see, my audience is mobilizing from far and wide to get to Los Angeles in time for the premiere! Click to see my migrating friends in action.


Well-dressed fans from Brazil



Confused Swans in Canada


Impatient Weiner Dogs From Miami

Look at them! They're all in a hurry. I would reserve my seat now if I were you but what do I know, I'm just a talking ostrich with my own tv show.

Toodles, Poodles.

Oh, and if you find Gary, tell him that he should take a left on Sunset blvd.

Rich


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