June Swoon

What is happening my fine-feathered and feather-free friends?!

Really, really, really sorry for the prolonged absence... really. But I have a good excuse! It's because I'm dead...



That's right, dead tired of blogging! I'm still alive and kicking and I just want to let you know that June is a perfect month for you to send me compliments and well-wishes in order to motivate me to blog again. I need virtual proof of your adulation and affection if you want me to keep going. Give me love!

Peace out,

A very-much alive Rich Morning

Help!

Hey, this a photo of my agent Ron's Mercedes... does anyone know what it means? There is nothing to win, but I'm really curious...

The Month of May, how great I am, and other observations

Hello animals!

Long time no blog. I hope my tweets have entertained you during my absence. The month of May in Hollywood is the best. Beautiful weather, cheap and delicious tacos and all the smog you could ever want in a city. Since the season finalé of my show (the number one rated television program hosted by an ostrich) I've been hanging around, trying to keep myself grounded, and not let the fame and fortune go to my head. I have a small head. Really the best way I can think of to distract myself from my own greatness is to party like a rock star. Or should I say, party like an ostrich, because ostriches can party all night, baby!*

*With the appropriate amount of bird seed and red bull of course!

Anyhow, right now I'm preparing myself for the party of the century, a bird-themed affair thrown by my executive producers at GymGlish! Those dudes are the best, they've decided to have a party with a bird theme... in fact the party's catch phrase is 'Bird is the Word!'

Check it out:



Ok, I've got to run because I've got to choose a costume. All of your ideas are welcome: leave a comment, post a photo, or e-mail me with your costume ideas!

Peace out party animals!

Rich

A message to you

Animals, today I have a few simple thoughts for you.

#1. It's Friday, it's sunny and the birds are singing. Please enjoy that. Also, see what my friends at GymGlish are cooking up today!

#2. This spring is going to be a hot one. L.A. is on fire! Literally

#3. That's it. I got nothing. But enjoy this weekend, and don't be afraid to spread your wings and fly!

Peace and Out!

Rich

Happy Easter!

On Easter, the Morning family has a tradition that no one else in the world practices. It's called an 'Easter Egg Hunt'. Basically, one of my Mexican chihuahuas hides eggs in the garden, and me and my family, accompanied by a mute, fun-loving seal named Pavel goes to look for them. Everyone has a great time, but for some reason, we tend to finish this game in less than 3 minutes. I wonder why that is...





Anyhow, tell me how you and your family celebrate Easter! Oh, and a happy 'passover' to my 'jewish' 'friend' Ron 'the Camel' Goldstein! (and if you only understood 3 of the 13 words in that sentence, that makes 2 of us!)

Peace out, egg enthusiasts!

Rich

Tweeting is for the birds

I am a bird, and so naturally I tweet. However, I am also a skilled internet user, so naturally I tweet... using Twitter! I urge every animal with an iPhone, an internet connection and a tail to follow my tweets here! Go for it party animals!

I'm back, and a contest update!

Alright critters, first things first: the winner of my RSS contest is the one, the only Anonymous! Anonymous, I would love to give you one of my unique Rich Morning Mugs which are Really Super Special, but first you must tell me your name and e-mail address (e-mail me or post it in the comment box. Also, because I'm Rather Silly Sometimes, also please tell me again why you love my Ricdiculously Sexy Smile again! Thanks anonymous!

P.S. Honorable mention goes to my Pachydermish friend Ed Strong, who was disqualified for his Rude Sarcastic Statement. You're the elephant, dog.

Peace out!
Rich