Hello again from the past!

Hello animals!

The time travelling continues!

Pavel and I have come back to the year 1912 to visit England. It seemed like a nice peaceful time to visit the King and eat some fish and chips!

But, unfortunately, we had an argument while we were visiting Southampton. I wanted to go to the beach, but Pavel wanted to go sailing. We ended up getting very angry at each other because we both wanted to do different things!

In the end, we decided it would be best to separate for a few weeks: I would go to the beach, and Pavel would go sailing. I put Pavel on a big boat that was waiting in the harbour. Apparently it's going to New York. Hopefully a long boat trip will give Pavel some time to cool off a bit!

Despite our argument, we parted on good terms (as you can see from the photograph!). I waved good bye to my friend and shouted, 'Farewell, Pavel, enjoy your trip. My heart will go on!'.

I can't remember the name of the boat, but something tells me that it is very famous in history. Can anyone help me find the name of the boat?

Thanks for your help!

Rich

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A prehistoric postcard from Rich!

Dear Animals!

You probably want to know where I am at the moment! The answer is simple: I'm on vacation! Pavel has invented a time machine and we are exploring the Earth's past together!

I'm in the picture above with Pavel, but can you find us?

What are the names of the dinosaurs in the picture? I think the big dinosaurs with long necks have names beginning with 'B'. Perhaps you could use the internet to help me find out what they are called?

Thanks for your help! I'm looking forward to seeing you all soon (if I'm not a tyrannosaurus rex's breakfast)!

Peace out!

Rich and Pavel

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New Teaser (For all my French animals out there)

Hey Furry and feathered friends, Rich Morning here, back with some stellar news: My new French teaser has just been released. Want a sneak preview? Here she is, fresh out of the oven:




What do you think? Personally I think it, like me, is fantastic, but I've been told that I'm not objective. In any case I want to thank my agent, Ron 'the camel' Goldstein as well as my friends at Pikel and Moonpalace for helping me out with the new teaser. Your feedback is welcome, as are your subscriptions to watch my show, so please do that now, and tell a friend.

See ya! And Happy Thanksgiving!

P.S. Remember, Thanksgiving is a day to eat turkeys and not ostriches.

Trampolines + Animals: Is there anything they can't do?

June Swoon

What is happening my fine-feathered and feather-free friends?!

Really, really, really sorry for the prolonged absence... really. But I have a good excuse! It's because I'm dead...



That's right, dead tired of blogging! I'm still alive and kicking and I just want to let you know that June is a perfect month for you to send me compliments and well-wishes in order to motivate me to blog again. I need virtual proof of your adulation and affection if you want me to keep going. Give me love!

Peace out,

A very-much alive Rich Morning

Help!

Hey, this a photo of my agent Ron's Mercedes... does anyone know what it means? There is nothing to win, but I'm really curious...

The Month of May, how great I am, and other observations

Hello animals!

Long time no blog. I hope my tweets have entertained you during my absence. The month of May in Hollywood is the best. Beautiful weather, cheap and delicious tacos and all the smog you could ever want in a city. Since the season finalé of my show (the number one rated television program hosted by an ostrich) I've been hanging around, trying to keep myself grounded, and not let the fame and fortune go to my head. I have a small head. Really the best way I can think of to distract myself from my own greatness is to party like a rock star. Or should I say, party like an ostrich, because ostriches can party all night, baby!*

*With the appropriate amount of bird seed and red bull of course!

Anyhow, right now I'm preparing myself for the party of the century, a bird-themed affair thrown by my executive producers at GymGlish! Those dudes are the best, they've decided to have a party with a bird theme... in fact the party's catch phrase is 'Bird is the Word!'

Check it out:



Ok, I've got to run because I've got to choose a costume. All of your ideas are welcome: leave a comment, post a photo, or e-mail me with your costume ideas!

Peace out party animals!

Rich