Monday, August 18, 2008

Long time no see

I don't know if you noticed, but I haven't posted in a while. Apologies in advance for all those who threw themselves off of bridges and other monuments.

Why haven't I blogged? Here are 4 excellent reasons:

I really don't care about stuff. You know, Generation X and all that. I make no apologies for it.

I've recently undergone major reconstructive surgery (beak enlargement) which required a three-week period of non-blogging and martini consumption.

Along with a few giraffe producers, I've been supervising the casting for the Rich Morning Show. I'll explain more in future posts, but I will tell you that I've found a new assistant, and let's just say he has a mustache and smells like fish (and no it's not your mother).

That's right, even the hardest working ostrich in show business needs to take a break once in a while. I'll be sharing some memories and photos of my holidays in future posts, so stay tuned.

The good news is, Rich is back, baby, and tanner than ever. I'll see you animals real soon!




Anonymous FranniePants said...

We missed you Rich! I saw a picture in 'Celebrity Birdwatch' magazine. Who's the blond bird you were with?

August 27, 2008 at 5:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello Rich,
I am looking for a good tail surgeon. Do you know anyone who could help?

August 27, 2008 at 7:19 PM  
Anonymous Edward Moon said...

Rich, I'm looking for a new right-arm man to help me in my ventriloquist act. A genuine talking ostrich would certainly be an advantage in my profession. Do you think we could be partners? Or maybe I could just give you a hand?

September 3, 2008 at 5:56 PM  

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