Fan Testimonials: part 1

Hello fans, well-wishers and former lovers,

Let me introduce a new segment to my already world-famous blog. It's called 'Fan Testimonials' and it's going to blow your mind. Here's is how it works. I show you a fan telling the world how great I am, then you appreciate it. If necessary, I will translate. Got it? Let's get started:



Shamu says: Rich, for the love of god, please get me out of this wet aquarium and into a dry martini! I'll be at your show on the 19th. Besos,
Shamu.

Rich says: Thanks baby. I'll save a gift bag for you. Stay cool. Don't let those wacky dolphins get you down with all their high-pitched communicating.

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