Thursday, October 2, 2008

Sorry...for being fantastic!

Shana Tova Animals!

In honor of my agent Ron 'the Camel' Goldstein, and as part of my plea bargain agreement with the State of California supreme court, I would like to wish all of my Jewish animal friends a Shana Tova... whatever that means.

Wikipedia tells me that Rosh Hashana is the Jewish new year, though that doesn't make any sense because it's October! Every animal knows that the only legitimate holidays this time of year are Fire Prevention Week, Oktoberfest (yay!), and to a lesser extent, Ramadan.

But seriously animals... what's with all this non-sense?

Ron also tells me that at the end of the week he'll be celebrating another wacky jew holiday called Yom Kippur... (It sounds like a tribe of fish, doesn't it?). Apparently, on this day animals ask for atonement for everything bad they've done the entire year.

Well animals, I've done a lot of bad things in the past year that probably shouldn't be described here, including blatantly failing Dan the Dufus' fire prevention checklist , but still I would like to apologize... for being awesome!

Take care animals, and my good friend Sparky the Fire Dog reminds you to 'watch what you heat!'




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3 Comments:

Anonymous scklss said...

Happy new Jewish year

October 2, 2008 at 1:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Rich - It's the new year (happy new year), but it's also time for resolutions, and revelation. Then, tell me/us, what's that : http://www.struthie.com/pt/522.jpg
hum? What's the point? Why a book?

Also, i really like this new video, made probably by one of your friend (mustache) : http://current.com/items/88956980_ostriches_healthy_food_mindless_attackers_and_sex_machines

First : Have an idea about the soundtrack at the beginning? really like it (blue t shirt? grrrr - i should say 'tak tak tak').
Second : What is that comment about ping-pong? Do you play? note : I play. Let's meet.

Peace
Billy Bolly Bird

October 2, 2008 at 10:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

grrrr
the exact video's URL:
http://current.com/items/88956980_ostriches_healthy_food_mindless_attackers_and_sex_machines

October 2, 2008 at 10:55 AM  

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