Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Party Alert!

Ohh man my head hurts, what time is it? What are you doing in my kitchen... and most of all, what happened last week?

I think I had a huge party to celebrate the premiere of my show (The Rich Morning Show) and my website but I'm not quite sure...

Luckily my agent Ron "the camel" Goldstein took a photo, which is good, because it's the only proof I have that the party ever took place! Here it is:

This could be my new girlfriend, animals! Her name is Lara, she is an Aquarius, and she loves nuts and coca cola!

I can tell you one other thing: llamas really know how to rock and roll, and NEVER, EVER, let a panda break dance with your mother, unless you want bamboo, chopsticks and broken hearts at your party

Well, that's pretty much all I remember. I hope you enjoyed my party everyone. Let's hope there are many more to come!


Monday, November 17, 2008

Don't Tease Me

Have you ever wanted to have a teaser made about your television show? Me too.

What's that? I have a teaser? Well in that case please watch it and enjoy me.


Thursday, November 13, 2008

I am coming

You have been warned.


Monday, November 3, 2008


Rich Morning isn't taking any sides in tomorrow's election... but if you know what is good for you, you'll vote for Obama. John McCain's anti-ostrich agenda has been clear for quite some time now. A vote for McCain is a vote against animals. So, watch my show and vote for the scary muslim socialist.