Tuesday, December 23, 2008

The Machu Picchu All-Stars

Last winter, I visited Peru, with my girlfriend at the time, a sloth named Mindy.

Mindy in a box, in need of a manicure.

Mindy and I were having problems. She wanted a commitment, and the only thing I'm committed to is excellence, so things didn't quite work out. One evening I decided to go out and experience the famous Peruvian nightlife while Mindy decided to stay in her box and read comic books.

I was having an apple juice and some animal cookies and hanging out with some local cucarachas when a strange animal appeared in front of me and spit gracefully into the air. He had a very long neck, so I immediately liked him. He had a cool haircut, and he danced like Elvis. He introduced himself as Llama Bob, and told me he was a singer in a rock band called the Machu Picchu All Stars.

He wasn't lying! His name was in fact Llama Bob, and he was in fact a singer in a rock band. This band was so good that I invited Bob and his band to perform on my show. They had some problems with immigration, but eventually they arrived in good shape. Here is a clip of their performance. Enjoy it, animals:

The Rich Morning Show / SHOW 3 from GymGlish on Vimeo.

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Anonymous P-the-S said...

A sloth? What kind of girl is a sloth? Sorry Rich, I don't know this animal. Did she scratch you?

December 26, 2008 at 11:15 AM  
Anonymous Rich said...

Hi P! (Can I call you P?)

A sloth is a very slow animal that climbs trees, and yes, to answer your question she did scratch me several times... in the heart. It's why we broke up, to be honest. Do you have a girlfriend, P? Are you a boy? Can I call you P-diddy? He's my least favorite artist... but you seem nice, so maybe I won't call you that.


January 5, 2009 at 9:29 PM  

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