Monday, December 22, 2008

The Rich Morning Show is now 100% kid-friendly (and also safe for animals)

Hello animals, humans, parents, and animal parents of human children!

It's me, Rich Morning, with a very important message for everyone who reads this blog.

I had a long talk with my agent Ron "the camel" Goldstein, and he told me that it wasn't appropriate to talk about my crazy parties and my silly animal friends with serious drinking problems. He said that posts like that send the wrong messages to my young viewers and readers, and that he would call the police next time I put a picture of Bruce up on the web... So I would like to say that I'm very sorry to anyone who is offended by my rock star lifestyle and I encourage you to ignore the post that is located after the next entry.

From now on, Rich is on the righteous path to spiritual enlightenment, so have a glass of juice and a cookie, and enjoy my substance-free posts for the future! Hooray for everyone!

Rich Morning
(under the careful supervision of Ron "the Camel" Goldstein)



Anonymous P-the-S said...

Hello Rich it's me again.
I once knew a camel named Ron the camel, Goldstein too I believe, he was working in the tiny streets of Fez, carrying construction materials all day long, bricks, sand, supplying the ancien city animals in water, seeds, chicks, spices, collecting garbage as well on sundays... He was working like a dog. Is it the same Ron?

December 23, 2008 at 10:30 AM  

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