Friday, December 19, 2008

Who hasn't watched my show?!

Is it you?

You should be ashamed of yourself. Seriously, my show is available on like 4 websites, and I'll have you know that over 17 people have watched it...

So, what's stopping you?

Here, I'll get you started:

My first show, in which I found an assistant, and was generally fantastic.

My second show, in which an Octopus tried unsuccessfully to make a cake, and I, unsurprisingly, was fantastic.

My third show, in which, you guessed it, I was fantastic, is not yet available, but check back soon.

In the meantime, I prescribe the following regimen: watching my show, followed by buying my show, followed by a nice papaya smoothie, followed by watching my show. It's the cure for your winter blues.

Bye bye animals!



Anonymous P-the-S said...

Hi Rich,
I'm young and I don't understand everything you say and write. What can I do?

December 20, 2008 at 7:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Rich, I have a question. Is that chocolate cake vegan, or are those real ostrich eggs?

December 22, 2008 at 12:48 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

@ P the S-

Thanks for your comment! I recommend an amazing new method for young English speakers. It's called the Rich Morning show and you can find it here:! It's the best way to better understand me and my crazy English language.

Peace and out, P the S.


December 22, 2008 at 7:51 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

@ anonymous!

Hi Anonymous! What a beautiful name you have! I just want to let you know that those ostrich eggs are 100 percent vegan, if by vegan you mean real! Thanks for your question, anonymous.


December 22, 2008 at 7:52 PM  
Anonymous P-the-S said...

Thanks for your reply Rich!
I have another question : are you real or are you an actor?

December 23, 2008 at 10:20 AM  

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