Monday, January 5, 2009

Rich's New Year Resolutions pt.1

Happy New Year people!

Rich is back and better than ever in 2009. As a special gift this year for all my beloved viewers and readers, I have decided to give you my top 5 new year's resolutions on my blog.

Today, resolution #1: Make friends with as many whales as possible. As you know, whales, much like myself, are fantastic. They are big, eat plankton, and occasionally swallow people, all of which make them the perfect friends to bring home to your mother.

I'm happy to say that my new year is off to a fabulous start because during my winter holiday in Jamaica I met a sperm whale named Willie that has a special ability, and I'm not talking about his amazing echolocation abilities or his passionate hatred for the giant squid.

Here he is, my new best friend, Willie the Wailer, singing a special song just for the audience of the Rich Morning Show. Enjoy!




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3 Comments:

Anonymous P-the-S said...

Hi Rich,
I love whales that love reggae! But Rich, you didn't understand my question about your former girlfriend...

January 5, 2009 at 7:43 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

Hi P-diddy!

Sorry I missed your last question. I've answered it in my last post. Thanks for being my most faithful reader. By the way, what kind of animal are you? If I had to guess, I think I would say... a gecko! Am I right? Let me know.
Rich!

January 5, 2009 at 9:31 PM  
Anonymous P-the-S said...

No Rich, I'm not a gecko. I hate geckos, they spend their time doing nothing but stupid noises. At school we have a bunch of geckos and they keep bothering me. Last time at the canteen they ate my salad, while I was asking the cook for more cornichons. I'm either a snail named Pierre or a seal named Pavel, you choose.

January 9, 2009 at 6:16 PM  

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