Wednesday, February 25, 2009

I think I'm a clone now

Q. What's better than Rich Morning?

A. Nothing 3 Rich Mornings!

My next door neighbor, amateur geneticist and leopard, Larry, has discovered a way to clone animals! Naturally, I requested 2 clones of myself: 1 to do my dirty work (cleaning, cooking, vacuuming, ironing and occasional assassinations) and the other date as many females as possible. I myself, the real Rich, will continue to host my show and try to make you laugh as usual.

Having clones of myself is the best thing that has happened in my life since the debut of the Rich Morning Show. Well, there was that time when Pavel sang Happy Birthday to me while juggling fish with his nose. It wasn't even my birthday.

I have named my new clone brothers Richard and Dick. I had a hard time choosing names, and I was just going to call them Rich 1 and Rich 2, but then I realized that names are important.

What would you do with a clone?

Let me us know!

Have a great day!

Rich, Richard and Dick Morning


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no idea Rich!

Dolly (the sheep)

February 26, 2009 at 10:08 AM  

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