Monday, March 30, 2009

I'm back, and a contest update!

Alright critters, first things first: the winner of my RSS contest is the one, the only Anonymous! Anonymous, I would love to give you one of my unique Rich Morning Mugs which are Really Super Special, but first you must tell me your name and e-mail address (e-mail me or post it in the comment box. Also, because I'm Rather Silly Sometimes, also please tell me again why you love my Ricdiculously Sexy Smile again! Thanks anonymous!

P.S. Honorable mention goes to my Pachydermish friend Ed Strong, who was disqualified for his Rude Sarcastic Statement. You're the elephant, dog.

Peace out!

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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Rich's Super Sausages

Hello animals,

Today I'm going to tell you about something called RSS. My computer geek friends Jenny the Jackrabbit and Lawrence the Lemur have put a funny orange button on the top right hand side of my blog. It says 'RSS' on it.

But what does that mean? I'm just a simple ostrich with excellent verbal skills and remarkable charm, so I don't really know. Maybe some of you do it's time for a new contest!

Here are the rules. You tell me what you think RSS stands for, and the best answers will win a Rich Morning Mug (I love them).

For example, does RSS mean: Rodents Sip Soup? Does it mean: Rabbits Sing Songs? Robots Shake Slowly? The possibilities are endless!

Let me know in the comment box!

P.S. If you click on the RSS button, you will be sent an e-mail every time there is a new post on my blog! Try it and see!

Good luck animals, and may the Rudest Serpent Survive!

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