Friday, July 11, 2008

Rich's Mailbag, part 1

Hey hey people,

In the past couple of days I've received tons and tons of questions about what it's like to be me. Here's just a sample of some of the questions I've been asked with answers underneath:

Q. Rich, are you married?

A. Married to my job, yes.

Q. Rich, how do you keep your feathers so clean?

A. Soap and champagne bubble baths.

Q. Rich, who let the dogs out?

A. Don't know. Who? Who?

Q. Rich, how do you feel about North Korea's nuclear capabilities?

A. If stockpiling enriched plutonium is a crime, then consider me guilty.

Q. Rich, will you come to my daughter's birthday party? She's your number one fan!

A. No.

Well, thanks for your questions and keep them coming. I look forward to hearing from all of you. Have a nice day!



Anonymous Helen4Morrissey said...

Rich, do you know what the capital of Burkina Faso is?

July 11, 2008 at 3:01 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

Good question Helen, I believe the answer to that is Ouagadougou. This is my second favorite capital city in the world, following only Tegucigalpa, the capital city of Honduras.

Here's a question for you: Do you know of any good vegan restaurants in the Paris area?

July 11, 2008 at 4:18 PM  

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